I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
well you can't waste a boner
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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