Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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