Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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