She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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