check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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