Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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