Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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