he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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