I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
COCAINE IS GR8
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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