You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
