Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i permit you to call me
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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