The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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