we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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