You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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