we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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