Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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