Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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