dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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