hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He better not be in your backpack
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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