i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If that was your dad, he is hot
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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