There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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