But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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