No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
