Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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