we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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