it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We're too hungover to prance.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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