Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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