I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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