And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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