I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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