Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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