this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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