Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
