fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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