i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Randomize
