i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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