He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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