you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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