i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She's just so happy...and so naked.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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