i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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