wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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