ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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