it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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