He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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