So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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