you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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