What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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