what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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