you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize