I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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