I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I CAN MOONWALK!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Someone signed my nipple.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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