I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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