i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Bring me that man meat
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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