dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He did a backflip because drugs
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