'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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