So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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