maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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