Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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