So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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