I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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