Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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