Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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